Will digitization solve my problem? A helpful flow chart

I’m not even sure how to describe this except to say that whatever your problem is, digitization probably won’t solve it.

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Today’s super-special bonus comic might be a little too scary for some of you, so you’ll have to click through below to see it. You’ve been warned.