This one pretty much wrote itself.
free space: Author has un-checked privilege
No one reads anymore
Remember the railroads?
Libraries = public libraries
Special Collections will save us!
Make it like Google
Make it like Amazon
Make it like a bookstore (oh wait…)
Libraries are already dead
“more than books”
Everyone has Internet access
No quotes from current library users
Everything is online
Replace librarians with programmers
Digitize All The Things