So, according to the internet, anyone can be a curator now. Anyone. And some people think maybe this is not such a good idea? Whatever. Let’s all be curators!

I'm not a crazy cat lady! I'm a cat curator. / I'm not a shoplifter! I'm a found object curator. / I'm not a terrorist! I'm a chaos curator. / I'm not a misappropriator! I'm a vocabulary curator.
(Exhibit cases of thanks to @archivesnext, @wribrarian, and @nps_nmsc for helping to curate the links in this post!)